HUMOR
"Laughter Is The Brush That Sweeps Away
The Cobwebs Of The
Heart."
Do you realize that the
only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're
kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about
aging that you think in
fractions.
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"How old are you?"
"
I'm
four and a
half!" You're never thirty-six and a half.
You're four and a half, going on
five!
You get into your teens, now they can't
hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few
ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,
you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .
. You become
21. Even the words sound like a ceremony YOU BECOME
21. Y-E-S-S-S-S!!!
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But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what
happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! She/He
TURNED;
just like bad milk: we had to throw him out. There's no fun
now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's
changed?
You BECOME 21,
you TURN 30, then
you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the
brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you
REACH 50 and your
dreams are gone.
But wait!!! There's more: You MAKE it to 60. You didn't
think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to
60.
And listen to THIS: You've built up so much speed that you
HIT 70!
After that it's a day-by-day thing; you
HIT Monday, Wednesday,
Saturday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a
complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH
bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going
backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you
become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a
half!"
May you
all make it to a healthy 100 and a
half!!
HOW TO STAY
YOUNG:
1. Throw out
nonessential numbers.
This
includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about
them. That is why you pay "them."
2.
Keep only cheerful
friends. Those "negative"
spirits do nothing but pull you down.
3. Keep
learning.
Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever. Never let the brain
idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's
workshop." And that devil's name
is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple
things.
5.
Laugh
often, long and loud. Laugh until
you gasp for breath.
6. The tears
happen.
Endure, grieve, and move on. The
only people, that is with us our entire life, is
ourselves and
Our
Creator! Be ALIVE while you are
alive.
7.
Surround
yourself with what you
love, whether it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your
home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your
health: If
it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get
help.
9.
Don
't take guilt
trips.
Take
other trips, if you can afford to and like to shop take a
trip to the mall, even to the next county or to a foreign
country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10.Tell the people you
love that you love
them at
every
opportunity.
AND ALWAYS
REMEMBER
:
Life
is not measured by the number of breaths we
take,
but
by the
moments that take our breath
away.
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We all need to
live life to its fullest each
day!
And the
SAFEST, the BEST way to do this is by adhering to the
first "four" Words of Holy Writ, often referred to as
Holy Bible. Allow those words to be the ones that
govern your daily life's
journey.
What 'are'
those words? Ahhh! Go look them up!
After reading 'those' four words, keep reading: You
will find yourself on a wonderful journey. A
journey of a
lifetime!
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