"Laughter Is The Brush That Sweeps Away The Cobwebs Of The Heart."
Which One Is NOT
There was an elderly man visiting a doctor
for his check-up. As he was leaving he asked the doctor if he could recommend a specialist for his wife. "What's
wrong with her?" asked the doctor. The old man explained that her hearing was getting so bad that it was almost
embarrassing, taking a great deal of time and going into great detail to tell the doctor of several incidents that
had happened that were of great concern to him.
The doctor said he knew of
several specialists that could help but he wanted the old man to do a little test when he got home to help the
doctor determine the severity of her hearing loss. The doctor said, "When you get home, make sure your wife's back
is turned to you and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond walk closer and ask her again. Keep doing this
until she answers and let me know the results."
That night when the old man opened the door of his home he could
see his wife in the kitchen preparing dinner. She was at the counter with her back to the door. "What's for
dinner?" the old man asked. His wife did not respond so he walks to the doorway of the kitchen and asked the
question again. Still, he was greeted with silence. This time he walks up just behind her and asks once again,
"What's for dinner?" His wife spins around a bit agitated and says, "For the third time, Fried
Chicken!!" ~ Author Unknown ~