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Humor:
Hi!
I am CiCi ~ In my
Journey Of Life I have
learned the value of LAUGHTER.
"Laughter
is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart."
7
reasons not to mess with children...
A
little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was
very small.
The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The
teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The
little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
** A
Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work..
As
she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was.
The
girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The
teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without
missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
** A Sunday school teacher was discussing
the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds.
After
explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how
to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without
missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
** One
day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She
looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her
mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The
little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
** The
children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just
think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'
A
small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, she's dead."
** A
teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on
my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn
red in the face."
"Yes,"
the class said.
"Then
why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A
little fellow shouted,
"Cause
your feet ain't empty."
** The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take
only ONE . God is watching."
Moving
further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A
child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching
the apples."
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Do you have a Dream? Allow me to
help you to stop stuffing your dreams somewhere in the "hopeful future"
with a lost list of excuses and justifications.
You
truly "can" be "Somewhere In The Future ~ Looking Much
Better Than You Look Right Now!"
Life is short. A dream is a journey that begins with a single
step! Start your journey: get to work on your Dream.
Learn to say "Yes!" to YOUR Dream! |
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